Monthly Archives: February 2011

And Speaking of Crotch Shots

I don’t get it. Do I bring this out in people? Twice in one week, I mean, come on… Kind of ironic—and yes, it is, because this doesn’t happen to me normally—but less than a week after my last post … Continue reading

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But I’m here to be productive, dang it!

Hot pink miniskirt, hot pink hair streaks, hot pink purse and matching hot pink phone. A nose ring. And she is frequently glancing up to see if anyone is noticing her. Oh, and occasionally spreading her legs.  Somewhat discreetly.  Somewhat.  … Continue reading

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Postscript On "Today, It Got Weird"

Following up on yesterday’s post about a police incident at the Eagle Rock Starbucks, Kevin was told today by the Starbucks employees that the belligerent, threatening panhandler was in fact arrested after the yesterday’s incident, although not until after the … Continue reading

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Today, It Got Weird

I’m housesitting for a friend in San Fernando, thus not being a regular today at the Eagle Rock Starbucks. But I got an e-mail from Kevin (name changed here), one of the Eagle Rock regulars, telling me that I “missed … Continue reading

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Two Boys: Both Normal, Both Strange

Incontrovertible proof that the male is different than the female Imagine two teen girls, or two women for that matter, coming in together and sitting in chairs at a Starbucks … and saying absolutely nothing for 15 minutes. That takes … Continue reading

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